"The only reason to have a football program at BYU is to bring people unto Christ."

Bronco Mendenhal - Deseret News

This is an arrogant and presumptuous statement.  I don't believe that Donko has the right to speak for Christ.  Everyone knows that Christ isn't a football fan anyway.  His favorite sport is beach volleyball.

Yawn... zzzzz... the zoo beats a high school team

Fresh off their win over a high school team, byzoo hits the road to play this week's favorite team: Washington.

Go Huskies!

We wish the Huskies all the best and pray in the name of Lavell Edwards that Washington comes out victorious this week.  Go Huskies!

Remember, byu sucks! 

"Eclipse" is a fancy French word for "byu coed hang gliding."