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RIVALRY WEEK! This week's favorite team: UTAH UTES
Sunday, 18 November 2007

byu sucksTwo teams on a collision course.   This week our two favorite teams are rolled up into one.  Our 2nd favorite team at byusucks.net is Utah (the first being whoever is playing byu).

The staff here at byusucks.net wishes the University of Utah football team continued success at their home away from home, kittie stadium (a.k.a. Rice Eccles South) in happy valley Utah.  Over the last five years Utah has owned the kitties down south.

May the Utes send the fat zoobies out of Rice Eccles South straight to the desert bar at Chuck-A-Rama with a humilating loss.

Speaking of kittie stadium here's a question for you:

Q: What is the difference between a porcupine and lavell edwards stadium?

A: The 60,000 pricks are on the outside of the porcupine 

 
Stupid byu fan quote of the week
Saturday, 17 November 2007

A byu fan calls a local sports talk radio show:

 "I just don't think the BYU offense will be able to stop the Utah defense."

 

 

 
This week's favorite team: Wyoming
Monday, 12 November 2007
wyoming cowboysAfter a tough loss to Utah last Saturday, the Wyoming Cowboys could just pack it in for the season.  Their fans may be few and far between for their home game this week against the zoo after their 50-0 ass whooping.

It is our hope here at byusucks.net that the Cowboys find it in their hearts to suck it up and play some football this week.  Maybe their asses are sore from last week's Utah game and they'll take it out on the kitties.

So come on Cowpokes!  Get your game straightened out and do us all a favor: BEAT byu.
 
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I love the myth that people only go to the U because they can't get into the Y. Sorry to burst your bubble zoobs, but not all of us want to become close-minded, delusional robots.
 
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