Bronco dies and goes to Heaven... er, a.. the celestial kingdom

Bronco Mendenhall, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around when they came to a modest little house with a faded Cougars flag in the window.

"This house is yours for eternity," said God. "This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here."

The coach felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion that had a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous UTES flag, and in every window was the UTE logo.

The coach looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a good coach. I went to bowl games, sent a bunch of my players on to the pros, and I turned around the entire BYU football program."

God said, "So, what's your question?"

"Well," said the coach, "Why does Kyle Whittingham get a better house than me?"

God responded, "Oh that's not Whittingham's house, that's mine".

The Lord steps in to help byu beat Utah :: Yes God wants byu to win more than other teams.

"Obviously, if you do what's right on and off the field, I think the Lord steps in and plays a part in it. Magic Happens." --Austin Collie

A snapshot taken on the miraculous 4th down play seems to prove Collie correct:

Gimme a friggin' break. Collie is a bonehead.

This week's favorite team: San Diego State

Best wishes to San Diego State. The zoo has locked down the conference championship and a bowl game so this game is meaningless. However a byu loss would not bother any of the "staff" here at byusucks.net!

Go Aztecs

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